
Maybe Nicki Minaj, just to see the crazy). Possibly in the running to take over one or all three judges’ seats: Adam Lambert, Miley Cyrus, Nicki Minaj, Fergie, will.i.am and Katy Perry, none of whom could convince anyone who doesn’t to watch “AI” (OK. She’s either legitimately torn or she’s angling for a big payday to stay on as the only returning judge. Then there’s Jennifer Lopez, who is “torn” about whether she’s returning. Meanwhile, after two seasons of embarrassing a Rock n’ Roll legacy already tarnished by crappy 90’s rock ballads, Steven Tyler announced that he was leaving the show to get back to Aerosmith, although very few people care about a new Aerosmith album. He may or may not be replaced by Mariah Carey, of all people. After losing or dismissing Simon Cowell, Paula Abdul, Ellen Degeneres, and that woman no one remembers, yesterday, rumors surfaced that the only original judge left, Randy Jackson, was leaving after 11 seasons (and remain in a mentor capacity).

I don’t watch “American Idol,” and haven’t in several years, but what’s happening with the judges on the highest rated show on television is certainly worth reporting, namely that the show can’t seem to hang on to them anymore.
